So remember forever ago when I translated the popular song “No te metas a mi Facebook” and I said I would put up a version later that rhymed, and worked with the original melody? Here it is! Now you can sing along:)
Peter Brown and Jenny White are thinking about hooking up
But their neighbor Laura say that she has seen them giving up
John Forbit has just quit, or so his status says
But Sunny his honey thinks he could be the prez
Amanda and Miranda just finished searching for
Their old friend, Katrina, it really was a chore
Spent hours and hours I think their lap top broke
It’s easy, too easy; they just had to click “poke”
Please don’t bother me on Facebook
Don’t annoy me anymore
Every time I get an update
Roll my eyes and say no more (no more..)
Please don’t bother me on Facebook
Don’t annoy me anymore
When you’re being over eager
Just don’t write it on my wall (wall, wall..)
Of 620 friends you only ever talk to 10
90 people you don’t know and 60 soon to be your friend
They’re searching and stalking, soon they’ll be your friend, too
The whole world connected, stuck to the web like glue
200 new invites to which you just said yes
You just need to focus your life is such a mess
I promise it’s not hard, the secret to success
Remember this one rule and always put “maybe”
Please don’t bother me on Facebook
Don’t annoy me anymore
Every time I get an update
Roll my eyes and say no more (no more..)
Please don’t bother me on Facebook
Don’t annoy me anymore
When you’re being over eager
Just don’t write it on my wall (wall, wall..)
You can’t tell me you don’t have to use the bathroom when
I see you chatting with some brand new Facebook friend
I’m sighing cause you’re gonna be a while or all day, (day)
You can’t tell me there’s another birthday party coming
Last weekend you had 6, it’s got to be so numbing
I know you think it’s cool to go to parties for the sake of parties
