If You Make a Guy a Cookie

If you make a guy a cookie, he’s going to ask for a date.
When you give a date, he’ll probably think you really like him.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask you for a second.
Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he looks good.
When he looks in the mirror, he might notice he’s got a gut.
So he’ll probably ask if you want to go for a run with him.
When you’ve finished your run with him, you will probably know a lot about him.
You’ll start dating.
He might get carried away and sweep you off your feet.
You may not even end up dating very long!
When he’s sure, he’ll probably want to buy a ring.
You’ll have to arrange a big, fancy wedding with a big dress and some flowers.
He’ll move in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
He’ll probably ask you to read him a story.
So you’ll read to him from one of your books, and he’ll think you’d be a great mom.
When you have a girl, he’ll get so excited he’ll want a boy of his own.
Then he’ll go to work all day. He’ll come home.
He’ll give you a kiss and play catch with the kids.
The kids will get A’s in school, and he’ll want to hang the papers on your refrigerator.
Which means he’ll need Scotch tape.
He’ll hang up the grades and and stand back to look at it.
Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he’s thirsty.
So… he’ll ask for a glass of milk.
And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk,
he’s going to want a cookie to go with it.

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